I came across this today in McSweeney’s and thought others may enjoy as well:

“I’d Be Lead Harpooner on the Pequod If It Wasn’t For These DEI Hires”
by Amanda Lehr

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/id-be-lead-harpooner-on-the-pequod-if-it-wasnt-for-these-dei-hires